[Intro: Jarv]

Hello, greetings, salutations

It’s Nathan, broadcasting live from the basement

Take this moment, breathe and reflect

For your knees will begin feeling weak in a sec

This is a public service announcement

To make girls’ cervix spurt like a fountain

The earth, it is round and your verse is astoundingly wack

Cut the cable and I’m out

[Verse 1: Jarv]

Can someone get me a Stella

Pass the poison, Myrcella

Putting down these yellow-belly fellas- Old Yeller

Hell or high-watеr hipster pants

I’m in my cellar gripping mics in my blisterеd hands

Shit g’damn, g’day, “I’m the man” ya say

I disagree mon amie, get ya mans away

I got a plan to stay in the barrel getting pitted

Told you not to do it, who knew it, ya gone and did it

Kid, I pump the bass so, punk, pump your brakes

I eat chumps like roast beef on a lunch date

Must stay up to date, son fluctuates

When Jarv get hard he finna funk your face, uh

God dang if I had one wish

I’d be driving a black Mustang like John Wick

That I purchased with rapper cash

That’s a two-in-one, son, I have to laugh- ha

[Chorus: Jarv]

Fuck making it, I’m making it happen

I’ve accepted that I’ll never get to get paper stacking

Fuck making it, I’m making it happen

Kid, I’m putting on a clinic with this rap shit

[Verrse 2: Jarv]

But still I’m hoping that I blow up

So I’m drinking Coke and Mentos

Eating oriental food and freaking instrumentals

I want candy painted Cadillacs, I wanna be in Caddyshack

“That came out in the 80s” Yeah, time- I wanna travel that

G shit, yeah, gorilla style

Cruella de Vil’s illegitimate child, uh

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat

And while you’re at it, get daddy a six pack of Switchback

Oh yeah baby I’m finna get loose

Slide left to right, excite with my moves

Who fi gwan test? Yes, them bound to lose

Leaving too many clues as to who got the juice

Dude, I flip shit like meat with a spatula

Look at me reenacting scenes from The Bachelor

Capture the stamina, too fast for cameras

“Daddy got his juice” I flash the gas canister

[Bridge: Jarv]

One day I’m gonna find my niche

I’ll never sell a million records and I’m fine with it

One day I’m gonna hit my stride

At your record shop, do the eclectic slide

One day I’m gonna find my niche

I’ll never sell a million records and I’m fine with it

One day I’m gonna hit my stride

At your record shop, do the eclectic slide

[Chorus: Jarv]

Fuck making it, I’m making it happen

I’ve accepted that I’ll never get to get paper stacking

Fuck making it, I’m making it happen

Kid, I’m putting on a clinic with this rap shit, yo

Fuck making it, I’m making it happen

I’ve accepted that I’ll never get to get paper stacking

Fuck making it, I’m making it happen

Kid, I’m putting on a clinic with this rap shit, yo

[Hook: Jarv]

One day I’ma hit my stride

At your record shop, do the eclectic slide

One day I’ma hit my stride

At your record shop, do the eclectic slide

One day I’ma hit my stride

At your record shop, do the eclectic slide

One day I’ma hit my stride

At your record shop, do the eclectic slide

[Outro: Jarv]

I’m sliding out