[Verse 1]

And I'm feeling anything but useful

And I'm feeling some kind of ditzy

And I can hear you laughing from the back door

Oh, I'm not dead yet, but it's a start

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]

Pull your elbow back

And launch it right into my teeth

Tell all of your friends

How much you've got me beat

[Outro]

Am I not cool enough for you?

Am I not cool enough for you?

Am I?

Am I not cool enough for you?

Am I?

Am I not cool enough for you?

Am I?