{Edward Scissortongue}
Uhh.. bugging.. larvage
Sit down.. sprockets..
Fucking hate this guy man
{Jam Baxter}
Urgh yeah, hard driving, foul, jam baxter
[Verse 1]
Look look, all hail the mechanical wire man
Sat with the planet like a rat in his iron hands
The wrath of a giant flan, lathered in vile jam
(par..) far from a flash in the frying pan
More like the crust on a unwashed pot of gum
What a month son, come cotch til you pop a lung
It's got 'em conked, it's all a little bit delicious
A little kid lit the piff, now he's in his innards
When he's not beaten by illogical bitches
He's eating like a slob as he twitches, oesophagus itches
Cacophany of sprockets and switches
Words, clicks, pops and forgotten statistics
A lot of logistics, in militant munching
Clunking, I cried him a river to rust in
He drank it in one sip, and sat like a dumb prick
Screaming "beep beep" with a can full of crushed lips
Hard driving..
[Hook](x2)
It goes mass manufactured electrical odyssey
Strapped to a gadget, techno-lobotomy
Snap the elastic, check the commodity
Wrapped up in plastic, fed to the colony
[Verse 2]
Look I ain't even scratching the surface, wrapped in its circuits
A whole population of languishing hermits
Trapped in a skirmish with mountainous Daleks
Grab your silver bullets and your ounces of garlic
The wrong stopping megabyte in your neck
Smell the slime on his breath, selling slices of death
Tenderising your chest, to my right and my left
I saw it all sprawling, writhe in its mess
And (yes..), I'm being morbid, I guess kid
A field full of green can put it all in perspective
A gormless collective, digital behemoth
Ruler of all, he surveys with a tray of slop
Stale crocs, served in a box of data
He's not your saviour, common slob stocking paper
Flogging nature with a million MacBooks
Damn that's a brass look, fam he's got mans shook
{Edward Scissortongue}
Seriously, get this guy, out of my house
Properly like, seriously man
Sponsored by Strongbow to
Fumes man
{Ronnie Bosh} don't forget me
{Jam Baxter} K cider, boom
[Hook](x2)
It goes mass manufactured electrical odyssey
Strapped to a gadget, techno-lobotomy
Snap the elastic, check the commodity
Wrapped up in plastic, fed to the colony
[Verse 3]
I saw it (all of it) in all it's entirety
On one sunny afternoon crawling inside of me
Dwarfed by sobriety, ah the irony (shit)
I still couldn't describe it for the life of me
Finding the light finally, I'm sat at the summit
(yeah..) quick as a flash, sucked back in the gullet
The draggled cats clamber on gelatinous rubbish
Like, "come here you fat slapper you love it"
Yeah right (yeah right), in a air tight Tupperware
Nothing's there, refrigerated in a rubber lair
And they love it there, but I was never sure
Skeletor, laying in bed with a blem of draw
I saw the unexplored depths
Scooped them all out, now there's nothing more left
But a stubborn sore wretch and a motherboard stretched to capacity
This is what's left of reality.. (reality)