Sidemens Sideman

By Jallow

Released on November 28, 2018

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[Intro: Konstantin]

Hmm, first of all Jallow

What is this effects you're using

That's a dead filter

You've killed that shot, alright

Keep a bit of yellow in it, make it a bit more blue

Mate I don't think you know what you're doing when it comes to this editing thing

Aight, little Jallow video sucks come at me bro

Anyway, hahaha

[Interlude: Jallow & Big Shaq]

Yo

What's popping?

Yo fam, imagine yeah this sipping

Hey load that, load that please

It's an important phone call

Yo imagine yeah

This sipping hmm Kon guy

Bro he's something yeah

I know I'm just a camera guy and that

I don't know if I should send for him

Who's, who's kon?

Kon bro, konstantin

Kontantin?

Yo yo konstantin bro

JJ's cameraman, kon

Ooh the guy that look like benzinga

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah sent for him

Should I sent for him?

Brotha spit him quickly bro

What you mean he's (?)

Love love love love

Spit him quick quick quick

I'll catch you in a bit, love love

In a bit


[Pre-Verse]

Konstantin

You wanna react to my video and chat shit yeah?

SUKA

Trooh Hippi


[Verse: Jallow]

So a man called Kon wanna call out my name (why)

He's about to see the fallout of shame

Manna come through like a hawk when I aim

Send straight shots and swarmed by the fame

You're watching my visuals and taking the piss

So I'll take out my mac and extended the clips

Everyone knows I'm king with the vids

Name me someone who shoots their own diss

Yo Kon, whats wrong

You've seemed upset for long

Is your cam not turning on?

Or has JJ ran out of songs (its peak)

He's got you on strings like a puppet

Your music vids your fans love it

But you both know they'd be shit

If you didn't have JJ's budget (so shit)

I make banger vids with my hand and a cam

And that's just because I'm a man with a plan

Whereas you need the whole sidemen gang

And a whole crew in the back of a van

Big budgets, no I don't need it

You like my vids but afraid to tweet it

When I was told this I couldn't belive it

You saw gigabytes and thought you could eat it

You can run channels but you can't run laps

Make boring vids and that's just facts

People only watch your boring videos

Hoping to see Simon in the back (free views)

Last year I kicked herb out the door

This year Imma dash Kon on the floor

JJ's put enough food on your plate

So why the hell are you asking for more (why)

Calling me out for no reason

Just to get involved in diss track season

You get bare gassed when fans take pics

They only take them 'cause they thought you were Ethan

I climb to the top like a ladder (I climb)

So the words you say don't matter

I film Micheal Dapaah (Big Shaq)

You film wannabe rappers (they're whack)

Vids look cheap as a flip flop

Spend your life in a chip shop

Sidemen gets you all of your views

But your clout lasts as long as a Tik Tok

Clearly jealous and wanna be me

Because most of the time im not in the country

Sidemen Sunday that's one shoot a week

So you're clearly a pyscho that wants my p (it's silent)

That's why you hate all the time

Stressed out, money on your mind

Somebody told me you're so broke

Even your SD card declined

Sending for Jallow, straight nono

How can you cuss me with shit photos

I think it's time to now own up

For taking the bite out of the mac logo