It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

I'll make this as simple as possible

For sake of confusing you

I know you got a little tick that makes you hop from dick to dick

A severe case of attention deficit disorder

A quarter tank of gas to drive a while away

From where you normally stay

Get coked the fuck out and get railed for a day or two

Oh, I'm proud of you

I bet your mama's proud of you, too

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

Who's list is this list? It's Craigslist

And this list is listing a girl's list of requests

Like money for hand sex

Maybe an extra fifty bucks to play with her tits

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

Oh, what an insecure mess

You must be depressed that

Mommy and Daddy or your best friends

Still give you a place to rest your nappy fucking head

But no, no, no, you're just too beautiful

To go, go, go back to the harsh reality

That you ain't all you're cracked up to be

Just another insecure skank

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

It's kinda sad you're such a sucker

'Cause you got it going on

Get a real job, get a real job

I hope you're glad you're such a fucker

Girl, you got it fuckin' wrong

This ain't a real job, this ain't a real job

I hope you're glad you're such a fucker

Girl, you got it fuckin' wrong

This ain't a real job, this ain't a real job