[Intro]

Alright guys, let's just do this nice

I'm really hungry for lunch

And I smelled baked cheese

Oh, we're recording

Well, hello, friends

I hope you're havin' a great holiday season, I know I am

You know, this song is very dear to my heart

I'm sure you'll recognize it, but the lyrics are not very good

And so, we fixed that

[Verse 1]

Deck the hall with bound of villains

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

'Tis the season to save millions

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Don we now our super sling form

They didn't get to power, fa, la, la, la!

Troll the heck out of The Prowler

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

[Interlude 1]

Jimmy, keep it goin' a little bit

Just keep ticklin' those keys

I'm gonna do a little crowd work

Hey, everybody

Anybody here have I saved?

Have I saved anybody here?

Raise your hand if I've saved you

Nobody?

Anybody know anybody I've saved raised your hand?

No? Great, well, that's my point

We all have to save each other, am I right?

Especially on these holiday seasons

Save us from the eggnog

I tease, Jimmy, let's get back into it

This is a dead room

[Verse 2]

See the blazing firestorm before us

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Along with the silk from the Spider-Friends chorus

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Follow me in amazing measure

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Save the Beatle's power-boosted treasure

[Interlude 2]

How are you guys doin'? You havin' fun?

Oh, I'm havin' a great time, too

Just been swingin' around, savin' lives, doin' what I do

Ladies and gentlemen, a dear friend of mine is here

She's not gonna sing, and she doesn't know I'm about to do this

But Mary Jane Parker, everybody!

Round of applause

Really not happy about that?

Okay, promised I wouldn't do it

Got caught up in the moment

Caught up in the spotlight

Let's get back into the song

[Verse 3]

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Sing we joyous spiders together

Fa, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, la!

Our future adventures are sure to be better

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

[Outro]

One take! What'd I tell ya?