[Intro: Jake Hole]
J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole!
Yeah
Uh huh, Creamville
Two tickets to Creamville, please
One for me and my man
My sexy man
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Yeah, I'm in love with it
I wanna beat the booty up, I wanna pummel it
Yeah, I'm feeling sexual
I'm a meatologist, a professional
Yeah, I'm begging, "Pretty please"
I'm on my knees, where I need to be
Yeah, consensual, he give real good brain, intellectual
[Verse 1: Jake Hole]
Whip out his meat
Gon' skeet on his buttcheeks
Booty like a pirate, need to see you in a onе-piece
I might beat his butt 'til hе nut, just for funzies
Me and you and your bro, too, if you want three
Real freak, got that lube in my suitcase
No way his booty feel tighter than a shoelace
Two-faced, gay at my place and then he act straight
When we out in public like he didn't get his butt ate
Five minutes earlier, we were upstairs
Him and I took a nice trip to the butt fair
Found his G-spot, mhm, he got touched there
Lookin' like carpet, but it's really just our butt hair
Buttcheek tickling next thing on the docket
I beat his booty out the frame, I knock it out the socket
I keep shooting blanks, I gotta reload and cock it
Butt plugs the only thing that I keep in my pocket
[Pre-Chorus: Jake Hole]
Wish being straight was fictional, so I'd have more dudes
That big thang so lickable, I'mma bring my crew
He so irresistible, I'mma need more lube
His head game despicable, but my meat still Gru
Knock on his door, but I'm tryna get some ding-dong
I just moan a lot, mhm, I don't sing songs
Let's touch tips, mhm, let's link logs
Got some dudes coming over, yup, they gon' bring thongs
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Yeah, I'm in love with it
I wanna beat the booty up, I wanna pummel it
Yeah, I'm feeling sexual
I'm a meatologist, a professional
Yeah, I'm begging, "Pretty please"
I'm on my knees, where I need to be
Yeah, consensual, he give real good brain, intellectual
[Verse 2: BlkMaskDaGoat]
I got the backpack full of thongs, time to get busy
I heard a penis party poppin' off, so where Diddy?
Bringin' some men in black, too, let's get jiggy
I didn't wanna come across crooked, no Biggie
But I heard y'all throatin' down dudes, let me get a taste (Let me get a taste)
I gotta bless the dick first, let me say my grace
A man, walked up, time to stuff my face
Right as he nut I swallow this load, holdin' on his waist, ugh
I give good brain, I'm a smart guy (Smart guy)
I left him burnin' in the crib, no Left Eye
I'm givin' TLC when I see the penis
Plus, I'm using 64 palms, like Neji
I'm a genius, they screaming I'm the GOAT
The Gayest Of All Time
I'm a wizard with the weenie, MJ in his prime
No bull, I be drawin' and cockin' like Rick Grimes
If a penis in my scope, it's dead, it's all mine
So dick me down, you better go quickly
Suckin' dick until it hickey
I want it rough, so gimme that jiffy
Lube it up, yeah, gimme that stiffy
Backshots, I'm screaming out "Ricky!"
Goofy nigga, I'm sounding like Mickey
White dicks, I'm not picky
Gimme that nut until I'm sticky
I'm a menace to men in my vicinity
Like, why the fuck y'all standing around?
Come run into me
I need The Boys to come run A-Train
'Cause that bat that you pack break backs, you're so Bane
[Pre-Chorus: BlkMaskDaGoat]
We all in this room, touching on each other, no rubber
Laying the SmackDown RAW under these covers
Locking eyes, saying shit that y'all think sound sus
But real men take dick in the butt
For real though, fuck the media
And all that said, ain't nothing wrong with homies giving you head
Brainwashed into thinking that these thoughts are sick
But we love dudes with big fat dick
[Chorus: Jake Hole]
Yeah, I'm in love with it
I wanna beat the booty up, I wanna pummel it
Yeah, I'm feeling sexual
I'm a meatologist, a professional
Yeah, I'm begging, "Pretty please"
I'm on my knees, where I need to be
Yeah, consensual, he give real good brain, intellectual
[Outro: Jake Hole]
Jacques Hollier
And BlkMask
Yes sir
Back in the day, they used to call me the sex man
Because I, uh, I had so much sex, man
Wi-Havin-Having man sex
Consensual, he give real good brain, intellectual