[Intro]

How many times I've ever fumbled?

I broke up with my ex girl

Here's her number

Spill the tea

[Verse 1]

How many times have I ever fumbled?

Bout a million times

Sike!!! That's the wrong number

It's more like zero

I don't drop balls, I drop bars colder then the tundra

Just to make y'all people shudder

On a roll cause I'm gutter

And you can get clapped like some thunder if ignorant

Tell if you feelin it

Nowadays I'm relatives with pyramids

Being off point is what I can't do

Yes, I'm pullin up on you

What it do?

All that bull for the birds man

Better put some real respect on my name, you hear it

Or we blessing Danny Phantom, you gon catch the Holy Spirit

Know they fear it

This only the intro

Do it for my kinfolk

Waking up my loves from a child, playing redbone

Need a break; Eat a Kit Katt

Reppin' NYU, dressed like A Pimp Named Slickback

Cole heart got a come up, better days on the horizon

Switching sides, see em Sprint

Used to be reppin Verizon

They throw shade when they can't feel ya

Now I throw it back like, "Bitch familiar?"

Harness fury in the night, so I spit it like I'm toothless

And just like my producer

Flows? extremely ruthless

Pulling strings like a beyblade, watch your world spin

Rappers slow... Like responses a from a Lightskin

[Break]

*Telephone Beep*

Lightskin girls also lack what is called Messagin

The cells produced in you body that trigger the brain to send signals to respond to text messages

The more Messagin cells found in your body is the quicker you gon' respond to text messages

The average human body produces hundreds of Messagin cells per second

Lightskin women produce two of them bitches

Per month

Now miraculously, when a Lightskin sees tattoos, a signal is sent to her brain to release a fluid called

"This nigga might be a rapper"

[Verse 1 cont.]

Now I'm home free

Used to make jokes that my foes be

Jermaine Cole and K. Dot

Couple years later and I'm slowly shifting to the spot

Gain momentum till I juggle Nas

Tell me who is stopping

Respect in Hip-Hop is an upheld policy

But kids don't knuckle up

They either turn tails and go zoom

Or they carry eggs man

Make their shells go sonic boom

[Outro]

I think a much better approach is to

Sort of, do them small favours

And slowly befriend them over the course of the next few years

And then when she develops feelings for someone else

Just hope that it doesn't work out

And then she'll see you're the one she liked the whole time

So yeah, common sense really