[Intro: J Cae & Flint 4K]

Just C-A-E, yeah

It's your boy, Flint

Kids Next Door, Battle Stations

[Verse 1: Numbuh 1 (Alltime Arcade)]

Okay, it's Numbuh 1

Kid on the block, kid who will block, every threat, I'ma pop

If you want it, come and get it, yeah, man, let's rock

If I want it, I'ma get it, Kids Next Door knock, yeah

Knock, knock, open up

Gotta get to work, I been bottled up, yeah

They callin' me a workaholic

Well you called it, I don't play games, but I'll ball it, yeah

Nigel, numero uno

Numerous jobs done, just who are you though?

Got a sharp look, might be 'cause I'm British

Team wanna lollygag, tomfoolery, innit? Yeah

Represent GKND

Sorry, not sorry, can't see you, G, and, nah

It ain't 'cause of the shades

I'ma put you in ya place when the kids go to play, yuh

[Verse 2: Numbuh 2 (NextLevel)]

We don't play nice though, and they can't stand it

The opps vanish, adults panic

Dealin' with the rejects who all went manic

Shippin' out ideas 'til we sink em all down like the Titanic

Look, it's Numbuh 2, I'm wipin' everybody

Life's a game and I pack cheats to wipe the lobby

Got the tech for any problem, everybody tryna call me

And you'll love the way I solve 'em, have my team here lookin' godly

Better listen to the KND

Any problem with a punk, know we're your POC

Doin' operations better than the DOD

All y'all unprepared, you should've had some AIT

So you better steer clear of these prepubescents

Squashin' through your squadrons of adolescents

Posted up, but know you won't get a mention

Workin' in the shadows, don't need attention

On the kids ascension

[Verse 3: Numbuh 3 (V!CE)]

Operation runnin' smoothly, never underestimate me

Charm and optimistic, maybe, you're crazy to ignore me

They've been rootin' for me lately, tactical push be too heavy

I can talk some rainbow monkeys, push yo luck, don't push the ONI

I don't wait and go (Go), I know the drill, Happy-Hop's awaitin'

Say Numbuh 4 (4), go get some Kukis while we out here waitin' (Mm-hm)

"She don't understand?" I get it better than you could see

"Oh, she's clueless," sector V the nurse a specialist, please

[Verse 4: Numbuh 4 (EclypsesDeath)]

(Damn) If mo-mo— buggin' me, then they gon' rest in peace

But they talkin' sh— 'cause they tired of me for real (Ayy, ayy)

If beetles get to testin', the ground is where they restin'

'Cause they be steppin' to wallabee for real (Yeah, yeah)

I say what I mean and I mean what I say

Now these mofu—ers say they wanna be for real (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause if I get to cookin', it's boutta get spicy

'Cause mofu—ers really just wanted beef for real

Now if they wantin' hands, then that mofu— boxed up (Yeah)

In the ring, they gon' pay for the lines that they crossed up (Yuh)

But bad connection's how they hits finna miss

If it's broken up, them mof— gon' talk tough

They look at the wrist, who's it time for? (4)

Pull the iron, they be yellin' (Fore)

'Cause in the end, you gon' be fighting 4

Then you'll forget what you been fighting for (Grr, bah)

[Verse 5: Numbuh 5 (TyWeZee)]

I'm-I'm-I'm comin' in, ichi, ni, san, shi, go

When you call out uno, you gon' get the cinco (Yeah)

No need for cheat codes, leave the zeros, I'm the hero

Good fellas, I'm dinero, you weirdos can bet your last Lincoln (Woah)

Come with the beef then I'm eatin', hoagie, I'm feelin' (Woah)

Strategize, schemin', meanin' if I want it, then I'll get it

Got no time for the dreamin' (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

See, I'm an undercover leader, fake sis, when I see her (Uh), I'ma beat her (I'ma beat her)

Keep the heater in my seater, sweeter when I need her (Uh, need her)

If there's snakes in the grass, I'm a weeder in the class, I'm the senior

Yeah, I'm steady on the rise, justice is the prize

Should be no surprise, may be young, but I'm wise (Woah)

And I'm handy, yeah, I'm Numbuh 5, I'm Abby

[Interlude: J Cae & Flint 4K]

Kids Next Door, Battle Stations

Ju-ju-just C-A-E, yeah

[Verse 6: Stickybeard (Jamar Rose) & Keetheweeb]

It's the Candy Man

Heard about you kids, and trust, I'm not a fan

Thinkin' that you top five, not one can stand up to me

Just like a cavity, it's gettin' ugly

Shipmates tell me I'm the sweetest thing on the sea

Ain't nothin' to make that boy's star burst, I raised the bar

Snickers tangled up in my beard, I saved a bar

Throw 'em into the brig on the ship, he behind the bar

It's Payday with that Whatchamacallit, now that's a candy bar

No-n-n-now don't touch me, this is a sticky situation

If you sour, you get patched up, kids, and I ain't waitin'

No mistakes, I ain't complacent, but trust me, I get the candy cane

Let it bang, sugar in the Kool-Aid how this purple rain (Yeah)

[Verse 7: Cree Lincoln (Keetheweeb)]

C-R-E-E, big CREE, that's me (Yeah)

Used to be next door, but then I moved down the street (Know what I mean?)

Chasin' dreams with team teens, a ninja behind the scenes

A lotta black girl magic the way I fend off the fiends (Okay)

I put 'em away wit' ease, stay washin' 'em like some fleas (Okay)

They run away, make 'em freeze, ain't no baby bodyin' me (Yeah)

Ain't nobody better than CREE (Yeah)

Got some heat for all the brats that think they wanna compete (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Down the lane with the gang, and we really be in the streets (Uh-huh)

Nah, this ain't to entertain (Uh-huh)

Even though I stay on the screen (Yeah) as the most wanted teen (Yeah)

Don't trust a single human being (No), do you know what that mean? (Yeah)

Even the family opps, so I gotta keep a beam

[Verse 8: DCFDTL (PurechAosMusic)]

Okay (Ayy), I hope you don't mind if we enter

Because your game is untamed and it needs to be centered

Could have a fun day followin' the rules to the letter

It's best to stay in your lane if you knew any better (Tell 'em)

We keep it delightful

Check what your mood is in

Move as a group and we do this in unison

Get back to pay you with doom, we're consumed with it

Ruin our cake, that is rude and it's Ludacris

Numbers will count down, it's easy to grasp

We'll be five feet deep in your disobedient— (Hey, watch your mouth)

Sorry father, just annoyed and we're bothered

We're gettin' steamed up, they seem to make the water get hotter

We better cool down before it all gets wrecked more

But still, we'll keep an eye out on the kids next door

[Verse 9: Father (Red Rob)]

I think it's time for the mastermind to step up on the mic (You're done now)

You need someone with experience to keep you all in line

With the power I possess, I'm not known to be benign

Yeah, this world is for the taking and I'm claimin' what is m-m-mine

Snot-nosed brats had no chance

All of your punches ain't ever gon' land

You need some more T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. (Ayy), you're not G.R.A.D.U.A.T.I.N.G. (Ayy)

Your numbers dropping to Z.E.R.O. in advance (Ayy, ayy, ayy)

I'm 'boutta school you kids, y'all know the heat is too much

I think that you should just stay in your lane, cause y'all are not ready to G.R.O.W.U.P.​

Don't talk back to your Father, lest you get a whippin' (Right now)

You need some discipline, you're gettin' grounded, no detention

Startin' with the five of you 'cause you're the most rebellious

I think it's time that I show you who your daddy is

[Verse 10: Numbuh T (J Cae)]

Jumpin' out the gate, I'ma Gilligan (Ayy)

Now you get the smoke from the younger one (Yeah)

Had to come and spray, call it Tommy gun (Ayy)

Back of the pack but I make you run

Take it all on like I laugh at danger (Ayy, ayy)

On a solo path, I'm the Lone Ranger (Ayy, ayy)

Aiming wit' a sidekick, Henry Danger (Ayy, ayy)

In for a treat, I'm the life saver (Ayy, ayy)

I put the Father on ice (Ayy, ayy)

Kid on the block that be gone in the night (Ayy, ayy)

Have 'em observing the whip that I ride (Ayy, ayy)

See 'em defeated, he roll in a trike (Ayy, ayy)

I be the one in fedoras and capes (Ayy, ayy)

Riskin' my life if it's keeping you safe (Ayy, ayy)

Some of 'em thinking I step outta place (Ayy, ayy)

When there is trouble, I'll do what it takes (Ayy, ayy, yeah)

I saved the team, but I quit the KND (Tell 'em)

Still on the move, it's the vigilance in me (Yeah)

Rescuing kids from the threat of villainy (Ayy)

Let it be known that we are the KND

[Outro: Numbuh T (J Cae)]

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