Was born in North America, my mother named me Steve

And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese

The internet makes fun of me, they call me a weeb

So I sit and kick back to some Dragon Ball Z

I bought premium on the Crunchyroll

Shared it with my E-girl she said ありがとう

But she'd rather date a chad so I called her a hoe

Don't respect a supreme gentleman and so I'll go

Adios

Is what the normies say

But I'll just tip my fedora and walk the other way

Pantyhose

Things that I have never seen

Respect woman way too much to take a little peek

Neck beard long, flow game strong

Slap that gong with my tiny dong

Cause I'm a Walmart asian why you always hating?

Call me culture vulture say that I'm an invasion

I swear it's not a phase mom you say to get a day job

I know I'll go pro in League I think you need to lay down

Sit back, relax and back track

Attack on Titan anime ass

Superbowl? fucking no, Naruto's the way to go

Can not show Boku no Piko so I'm gonna go

On Hentai Haven it's what I'm craving, Loli naked FBI break in

FUCK!

Now I'm on my way to prison the judge just didn't listen

It's not Illegal if it's animated children

My name is on the registry, who knew this was a felony?

Now I room with Carlos and he's been tryna sex on me

Fucked up and dropped the soap and lost any sort of hope

Because I feel Carlos on my back I think he wants to grope

I just wanted おっぱい now I think I'm gonna die

I did this for attention and it ruined my whole life

Was born in North America, my mother named me Steve

And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese

And I really fucking wish that I was Japanese

I- I just wanna be Japanese