Rap 101 - Intellectual

Good morning students, welcome to class

I’m your teacher for introduction to rap

If you wanna be the biggest rapper in your nation

All you gotta do is one simple equation

0’s and hoes

It’s all about your ratio from 0’s to hoes

You take your 0’s and divide your hoes

Then you multiply by your weed liquor and blow

0’s and hoes

It’s the math to make yo rap game grow

You take your 0’s divide your hoes

And subtract 1 for every white kid you know

Now you might be thinking J-bobs you’re fucking crazy

Your hoes are at zero your 0s are at 3

Do the calculations and you will see

Divide by zero, explain please

Causе I’m a fucking error

A glitch in mankind

My raps cause terror

In еveryone's mind

I’m breaking my own rules 'cause fuck the system

I’ll dunk on these fools, build my own kingdom

That doesn’t make sense why don’t you practice what you preach?

Fuck you bitch go drink some fuckin bleach

0’s and hoes

It’s all about your ratio from 0’s to hoes

You take your 0’s and divide your hoes

Then you multiply by your weed liquor and blow

0’s and hoes

It’s the math to make yo rap game grow

You take your 0’s divide your hoes

And subtract 1 for every white kid you know

Now you might be thinking J-Bobs how are you even qualified?

You haven’t had one hit yet and you’re not even verified

Not trying to disqualify and make your credits nullified

I’m just thinking deep inside do you think you’re justified?

Do I think I’m justified?

I think you should suicide

You come into my classroom it’s my rules that you should abide

No sir I don’t want to die

This class makes me unsatisfied

If it's up to me I’d make the course material modified

Course material modified

You’re gonna cause a homicide

That means the chorus of this song I would have to rewrite

Don’t care that you’re unsatisfied

My shit is going nationwide

So crank the volume and let’s bump this shit so amplified

0’s and hoes

It’s all about your ratio from 0’s to hoes

You take your 0’s and divide your hoes

Then you multiply by your weed liquor and blow

0’s and hoes

It’s the math to make yo rap game grow

You take your 0’s divide your hoes

And subtract 1 for every white kid you know