You’re hungry, hi hungry

Yes my name is Dad

I’m the baddest of the bad

Absolute mad lad

Want money, got money

Cause I’m a rad dad

I rock the socks and sandals

Got yo momma unclad

I’m a rad dad

Got my shirt tucked in

I’m a rad dad

And I take my kids hunting

I’m a rad dad

Sunglasses on my hat

I’m a rad dad

Dad bod got no diet

I’m a rad dad

New Balance on my feet

I’m a rad dad

And my kids I never beat

I’m a rad dad

On the grill just flipping meat

I’m a rad dad

And I think your gift was neat

No I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut

Minigolf with my 5 'cause I got the long put

And you know little boy you were my cum shot

That yo momma could have swallowed but she decided not

I work 9-5 crammed in a cubicle

But I still make the time to watch you Grow

You mean the world to me

You’re my everything

But I’ll still never say I love you

That’s just not a dad thing

I’m a rad dad

And I give out directions

I’m a rad dad

But they’re more like life lessons

I’m a rad dad

Dentist at 2:30

I’m a rad dad

But I’m in no hurry

I’m a rad dad

Hairline receding

I’m a rad dad

Never conceding

I’m a rad dad

I think I’m never wrong

I’m a rad dad

Well I know I’m never wrong

I joke cheesier than Wisconsin

And look like Gus Johnson

But I act like Ron Swanson

My puns are flowing constant

I’d joke about a spaceship but it would never land

I’d joke about MJ but uhh neverland

I’m sure you already know that you were never planned

But I’ll love you till the day that I drop, goddamn

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