I’ve peed on a lot of things in my life

Trees, grass, and toilets, even my wife

I’ll piss everywhere that catches my eye

But there’s only one spot that’s oh so fine

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

I pull in the lot, put my car in park

Open the door walk out to the dark

Unzip my pants, whip out my shark

It’s finally time that I make my mark

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

I feel the wind blow like nevеr before

This is a feeling you have to еxplore

The sound of my pee drops smacking the floor

Heck if I don’t call it ASMR

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

It’s the parking lot piss

My body is the paint, the cement is my canvas

I’ll turn this parking lot into a Jackson Pollock

My art gallery expands all throughout campus

Fuck popping pills, this the cure to sadness

It’s the parking lot piss (x8)