Bug Catcher - Intellectual

Oh my god such a beautiful day

I know it’s gonna be

Perfect time to find a way

To catch some STDs

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em catch 'em

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

I gotta catch 'em all

I got hepatitis A through motherfucking z

I got so many ST motherfucking Ds

Bugs are crawling through me I got spiders, beetles, bees

I want AIDS but I only got HIV

I’m a bug catcher

All these STDs are gonna get captured

Find a bug on Tinder and I’m gon' match her

Hit it so hard now her pelvis shattered

She gets flattered, bitch

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'еm all

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em catch 'еm

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em

Ima bump to this hit

With the bumps on my dick

You a dumb piece of shit

If you don’t hump on a bitch with no condom

What’s the fun in that?

What’s the fun in having sex if you can not get crabs?

No problem with spreading 'round my seed

I just wanna be the guy who catches every STD

Throw my Pokeballs on that pussy

Three shakes and I’m done

And I just caught some herpes, warts, and chlamydia

Fucked a Konstnar got spooky vaginosis

Now my dick thornier than a bed of roses

Fucked an iguana now I got salmonella

Not exactly what I wanted but I guess I’ll still count it

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em catch 'em

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Hop on Craigslist looking for a gift giver

She had gonorrhea so I really wanna hit her

Now she's on the mic and its time to introduce her

She’s the baddest bitch with an overworking liver

You didn't give a fuck well now you got scabies

Nibble on those nuts, Wow you got rabies

Didn’t go to school now this is what I do

I sell myself to some creepy fucking dudes

Hey bitch who the fuck you calling creepy?

You bitch now you got an STD

Wait, fuck you're right that’s true

Yeah what the fuck wrong with you?

I don’t know, you wanna go get coffee?

I feel like that date would go awfully

Then what am I gonna do for the rest of this song?

I don't know just end it