[Intro: ItsTheReal]

Yeah

You bitch

You motherfucker

You dumb bitch

You stupid motherfucker

You feel me?

Nah

Nah, you don't feel me

You know why?

Cause you dead, motherfucker

Do you hear me?

Nah

Nah, you don't hear me

You know why?

Cause you dead, motherfucker

That's right, that's what you get for fucking with us

Fuck you, you dead motherfucker

That's what you get for fucking with us and Maino

Now we're gonna talk our shit

Yeah

Not now, but...closer to now

Like now!

[Hook: Eric and Jeff]

You don't want beef wit us

Or our friend Maino!

We bring the streets wit us

Our friend Maino!

We carry heat wit us

Our friend Maino!

You can't compete wit us

Or our friend Maino!

[Verse 1: ItsTheReal]

[E]Got something to say, say it to Maino's face

Dudes wanna trip, Maino will put you in a suitcase

[J] Maino does the dirty work, Spic and Span, Mr. Clean

Knuckle sandwich all day with a hit of Listerine

[E] You don't want to try us, our parents spoiled us rotten

We cry over spilled milk; rest in peace, never forgotten

[J] If we got a problem, yo, he'll solve it

Check out your neck while Maino revolves it

[E] Question Jeff, you're 'bout to learn the hard way

People get nosy, Maino hit 'em with the nasal spray

[J] Welcome to the house of pain, take your shoes off at the door

Maino's got fists of fury, and we've got a couple more

[E] We'll have you eating through a straw cause you's a sucker

Me, Jeff, and Maino, we're one bad motherfucker, for real

[J] Ski mask and boots on, coming back from Aspen

You Mr. Potato Head, Maino get to mashing

[Hook]

[Hook 2]

You don't want beef wit us

Or our friend Maino!

We bring the streets wit us

Our friend Maino!

We carry heat wit us

Our friend Maino!

You can't compete wit us

Go get 'em, Maino!

[Verse 2: Maino]

I don't know the Maino that they talking 'bout

Cause I don't like problems -- I'd rather talk it out

Rather speak to you, so we can squash the beef

I'm not a violent man, and I don't pack heat

I'm a nice guy, I wear glasses now

I'm a different dude, I wouldn't blast you now

And I don't want drama, guess I'm a changed man

Church on every Sunday -- giving praise, man

See, I'm not a thug; let's get it understood

Live in a big house -- I don't rep the hood

And as a matter of fact, they don't want me back

My friends are businessmen, they not selling crack

Wouldn't bust a grape, wouldn't hurt a fly

The shit they rapping 'bout, I'm not that guy

So if you hear this track, please pay no attention

Cause they gon' get me killed for all the things they mention

[Hook]

[Outro: ItsTheReal]

You know, I was doing some thinking. Maybe we should be the bigger people and we should apologize

Yeah. If nothing else, we have manners

When I said, "You put the 'bitch' in 'obituary,' I totally didn't mean that. It was taken out of context

When I said that we were gonna put you in the ground and hope that a tree grows out of it, it was done with the best of intentions

Look, when I said, 'Fuck your life,' I was talking about the cereal. Everyone knows I'm a Cheerios guy