[Chorus: Ridr]
Whip your ass with a blade of grass
Yeah, I play Minecraft, uh
Smash your mom like a piece of glass
Yeah, I'm coming for that ass, uh
Whip your ass with a blade of grass
Yeah, I play Minecraft, uh
Smash your mom like a piece of glass
Yeah, I’m coming for that ass, uh
Whip your ass with a blade of grass
Yeah, I play Minecraft, uh
Smash your mom like a piece of glass
Yeah, I'm coming for that ass, uh
[Verse 1: Ridr]
I see these kids when I'm at Lids I’m tryna get a hat, uh
My name is Jerry and I like to eat berries like a fruit bat, uh
[Transition: Ridr and Geezburger]
Eat your ass like I'm Phil Collins
Like Steph Curry I'm fuckin' ballin
[Verse 2: Geezburger]
Call me Chef Boyardee
Because I rock Supreme tees
I always get free v-bucks
I think your top hat sucks
Please don't do cocaine, ay
Cocaine ruin your brain, ay
I like to eat oranges
Nothing rhymes with oranges
[Chorus: Ridr]
Whip your ass with a blade of grass
Yeah, I play Minecraft, uh
Smash your mom like a piece of glass
Yeah, I'm coming for that ass, uh
[Verse 3: ManTurtle]
You look like a fricken frick
Your dad wants to suck my dick
I mine your mom with a diamond pick
You look like a fricken brick
[Chorus: Ridr]
Whip your ass with a blade of grass
Yeah, I play Minecraft, uh
Smash your mom like a piece of glass
Yeah, I'm coming for that ass, uh
[Verse 4: Lil Flo]
Now it's time for another ASMR
And I wanna be on par with this fucking Minecraft
You little fucking bitch
Play Minecraft
Mine that diamond ore
In Minecraft I murder a fucking
Whatchamacallit
Yeah, Creeper
That’s a wannabe
Fuckin creepin over to you
Bitch you pawn
Minecraft
Minecraft
[Verse 5: Ridr]
If you were on YouTube you’d be clickbait
These lil noobs are my fuckin best mates
I eat bean and cheese burritos
And I eat nacho cheese Doritos
[Outro: Ridr and Geezburger]
Eat your ass like I'm Phil Collins
-Ahchaboogiechoo
Eat your ass like I’m Phil Collins
Like - Steboogiechoo
Eat your ass like I'm Phil Collins
L-Like Steph Curry I fuckin ballin (hahaha)