[Verse 1]

If the clothes make the man

Then the moths make the holes

And it shows

Yes it shows

By the shape the hole grows

[Verse 2]

If early man really did mate

With Neanderthal then

Modern man

Is a mix

Of bestial sex

[Chorus]

If you ain't sweet to me

I'll desert you in a heartbeat

If you don't savor me

I'll salt you, make you savory

[Verse 3]

If the boy keeps on hitting his head

Against the dash of the car

Will the horsefly leave his ear

Will the blood make it hard?

[Chorus]

If you ain't sweet to me

I'll desert you in a heartbeat

If you don't savor me

I'll salt you, make you savory

[Bridge]

If sequencing genes

Brings them back to breed

Will we get along

With them this time?

[Chorus]

If you ain't sweet to me

I'll desert you in a heartbeat

If you don't savor me

I'll salt you, make you savory

[Outro]

When the sky finally falls

If you're holding me

I can die finally knowing

It ends peacefully