[Intro]

(One, two, three, four)

[Verse 1]

Everyone gets hotter when I get bored

Catching feelings is me falling on my own sword

I'm such a menace, such a bitch

Love is Tetris where none of the shapes fit

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm not good at this game

But I signed myself up to play

And get pissed when I lose

It's true

Everything's a contest or a joke

Commit to the bit but then I choke

When things get real

That's not how it's supposed to feel

[Chorus]

Do blondes really have more fun?

If so, should I become one?

How can you tell when you're going crazy?

Worried that I haven't been a good person lately

But if blondes really have more fun

Then I'm dying to be one

[Verse 2]

Everyone gets hotter when I'm a wreck

Guess the loneliness is messing with my head (Fucks with my head)

I go home for three weeks and waste my time

Stalking friends of friends online (Oh my God, did you hear what they said at the end?)

Envy is a steep climb (oh fuck)

[Chorus]

Do blondes really have more fun?

If so, should I become one?

How can you tell when you're going crazy?

Worried that I haven't been a good person lately

But if blondes really have more fun

Then I'm dying to be one

[Bridge]

If blondes really have more fun

Guess I'll head to the salon

Drop three hundred on a cut, a bleach, and dry

So what if it's a quick fix?

Duct tape on a sinking ship

I will go platinum if it helps me sleep at night

'Cause I hate being wrong more than I like being right

[Chorus]

Do blondes really have more fun?

If so, should I become one?

How can you tell when you're going crazy?

Worried that I haven't been a good person lately

But if blondes really have more fun

Maybe that'll solve a problem for me