[Chorus]

Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you

Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr)

Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy

Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)

Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you

Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!

Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy

Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)

A good guy is gonna buy you a drink

But a nice guy is gonna buy you ten

And when you're too drunk to drive he'll be right outside in his ride to provide a friend

And the night could end at your doorstep but he'll just wink

Because you're tripping if you think that he'd take a hink

He might even help you get undressed and tuck you in

And in the morning leave a nice note to show he's been

Is it your cup of tea for him to up and leave?

Kick it a little then blow town like a tumble weed

You tripping if hoping it'll go down like an undersea submarine

The women that live in the fantasy pipedream, tunnel seen

When I get up, said I stutter, a-and, I-I, kn-n-now no other

Way to be forward and totally open except to mutter

Nice guy's leave your bright side and find another

Yo, wazzup? I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you

Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr)

Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy

Can show you a real nice night!

Yo, what's up I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you

Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Hard!)

Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy's

Gonna show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean)

Nice guys finish last cause they're not trying to win

They just trying to win your pity

Now you might think he's your buddy with that puppy dog mug

But he just wants some puppy love, really

Will he pick you up for lunch and then bail and make you hail a cab

Bring a drink and then slip it in a paperbag

Later on he's gonna really make you mad

Nice guy's a feminist, he'll let you pay the tab

When I get over this I'mma getting you out tonight, right?

Winning the women and living and sinning in paradise right

I got an imagination like sci-fi science

I fight these nice guy's tendancies but the disguise lies

Any guy could take you how to end a drought, but fuck the route I'm not about to leave the building now to pout

So if you can't say something nice

Then be polite and shut your mouth

Unless you're talking with a nice guy

Then curse the bastard out

Mr. Nice guy be senor suave in the dance hall

Got the Cuban motion in the ocean if you like that

Call me sexy papi in a choppy sea of pretty mommies

And a white guy can't fight the white caps

So I be hanging onto my high school spanish like a life raft

Oh...hola...¿cómo se llama, mama? Quiere bailar? that means "Wanna get your freak on?"

Ya know the more buttons you undo on your shirt, the more women you pick up in a week...I don't even button my fly anymore

Don't worry, I don't bite

Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you

Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!

Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy

Can show you a real nice night!

Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you

Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite!

Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy

Can show you a real nice night!

Goodnight