Now he's out, it's all in

The news he always wanted to be

He got more than what he went in there for

You couldn't buy that kind of press in your dreams

You couldn't buy that kind of press in your dreams

Markets crash in Tokyo

There are floods and wars and cheap cocaine

If there was an age antidote, we won't know

Too busy hearing him try to dignify his fame

When the old sexcrime don't become you

And every habit's taken it's toll

When the things you like mean a lawsuit

Life make-over, damage control

And when Letterman wants to meet you

Selling more than you've ever sold

Well you never could plan it this ood

Crying sober, damage control

Are they fake, is she too thin

When's the last time she had surgery

'Cause the 80s porn film she was in

Her lawyers couldn't stop from getting released

When the old sexcrime don't become you

And every habit's taken it's toll

When the things you like mean a lawsuit

Life make-over, damage control

And when Letterman wants to meet you

Selling more than you've ever sold

Well you never could plan it this ood

Crying sober, damage control

I see you, I see all that there is to be seen

What I don't wanna be

I see you, I see all that there is to be seen

And I don't wanna be

I see you, I see all that there is to be seen

They settled out of court, her analyst moved in

The ex is with someone he met in detox

We don't care how moch it hurt one bit

We only wanna know how much she got

When the old sexcrime don't become you

And every habit's taken it's toll

When the things you like mean a lawsuit

Life make-over, damage control

And when Letterman wants to meet you

Selling more than you've ever sold

Well you never could plan it this ood

Crying sober, damage control

Crying sober, damage control

Crying sober, damage control

I see you, I see all that there is to be seen

What I don't wanna be

I see you, I see all that there is to be seen

And I don't wanna be

And I don't wanna be

And I don't wanna be