I had just woken up I didn't bother to shower

I figured I'd stroll downtown to blow a couple hours

I pulled the late shift, at five I had to be at work

I grabbed some crumpled jeans and a faded black shirt

Now I'm dressed as fresh as a stale loaf of bread

Hop in the car pay more attention to the music than the road ahead

My motor revved through a couple stop signs

But luckily for me I didn't see a single cop light

I got to the parking lot and stopped at an open spot

I look across the street like "God damn that girl is smoking hot!"

? had light brown curly hair, was five six with nice tits, a tight, round derrière

It might sound very square but her presence made my heart jump

Wearing tight jeans a tiny tee and some dark pumps

I should approach but I didn't dare

I had to sit and stare, I could feel myself getting scared

She shot a glare, I felt my last bit of courage visit

Damn it I panicked, got frantic and just gave her a whistle

So now I'm feeling like a real Casanova

Cause I choked on the approach there's no chance that she's glancing over

No chance to show her my advanced and lower regions

That could leave her feeling dazed and in a trance with slower breathing

See I was dreaming about fulfilling fantasies

When I snapped to reality and see that she's already leaving

There's no good reason for me to even sweat it

Figured she's out of my leave and it's best that I forget it

So I headed down the street to grab a slice of cheese from Rusty's

Made my way to Just Play to get my fingers Dusty

Spent half an hour checking records in my headphones

Bought a Shadow single and an album by the deftones

I left to get home and guess who I saw

That same cutie patootie with a bootie and no bra

My jaw dropped as saw that I caught her eye

And she took a second glance as she walked on by

I kept it cool, jarred my mind as I thought of lines

To let her know that I'm original and not some other guy

Like "Bonjour tu es la pomme de mes yeux, sacrebleu!

I've got a sickness and I think that you're the cure."

She rolled her eyes and away she went

I guess that's just my luck, she don't speak French

I said "That pretty face don't match that ugly attitude

It's obvious I think you're cute so you should show some gratitude."

She turned around and looked like I ain't mad at you

That line gets them every time I knew that's all I had to do

I smiled polity as I shook her hand lightly

Rethinking my thoughts on love at first sight worried it might be

A light breeze picked up her scent and got the best of me

I asked her for her name she promptly responded with "Destiny."

"Well Destiny, that's ironic cause this is fate

My name is Lee and I can't wait to rub your feet after our date."

She said "Wait, you're kind of confident."

I said "No, I'm cocky, but give me five minutes of talking and I promise that you'll jock me."

We started walking and discussing different topics