So you're ten pounds overweight

And you can't see your toes;

Your butt's as large as a beach ball

A fact that everyone knows;

Thighs as large as tree trunks

Big and juicy they say

So your momma picks you up

You're gonna diet today!

What am I gonna do?

Stuck in this trap!

Loads of fat all over my body

- HELP!

Diet

I'm so tired

What a riot

Cos I'm on diet