[Verse]

He invented time and space

Laws of nature, stars, and light

Planets, panda, and humans race

Internet and some websites

And now he's not much left to do

So once in a while he's checking on you

Better behave well, or you go to hell

You better behave well, or you go to hell

[Chorus]

All-loving father will send you straight to hell

Your all-loving father will send you straight to hell

Even in shower after a bad day

Even on your lonely birthday

Better behave well, or you go to hell

[Verse]

His omnipresence cannot be stopped

By VPN or a private tab

As a great cosmic mystery

He has full access to your browser history

Oh no, it was malware

It was a horny virus there

That's what you'll tell him when you go to hell

That is what you tell him when you go to hell

[Verse]

But he has saving grace for you

Here's what's you gonna have to do

Read his bestseller every day

Clean up your room, repent, and pray

And when you're finally fed up

Listening endless childish crap

That's when you tell him, Father, go to hell

That is when you tell him, Father, go to hell

[Chorus]

All-loving Father, you can go straight to hell

All-loving Father, you can go straight to hell

I didn't ask for time and space

Nor for your panda and saving grace, so

All-loving Father, you can go straight to hell