Counselor

This here's a prime example of piss poor placement

Your rock bottom is my Saturday night

It's not a fun day

This is strung out Sunday

When I was 14 years old

I was sitting in front of the mall

Eating one of those hot dogs wrapped in a pretzel

Some older kids came by and laughed at me

So now I don't eat hot dogs in public anymore

People ask me

"If you hate this place so much, then why do you stay?"

Well, someone's got to be here to dig the graves

All the years shown up in that face at once

Still love you, baby

What's anothеr 10, 20 years?

You know I never miss a funеral

Maybe it's me next?

Let everyone know I'm an asshole

Etch it on my tombstone