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12 rules for living in this postmodern world

12 rules for living if you've never even kissed a girl

12 rules for living if you're tired of being incel

12 rules for living, you better learn them well

[Verse 1]

If you're feeling like you were born too late

In a world that doesn't appreciate

What a straight, white man can really do

Then boy, have I got a book for you

[Verse 2]

First thing you do is stand up straight

Put your shoulders back and demand a mate

If you don't learn how before too late

Then you'll never havе the chance to procreatе

Be the hero of your story

Slay the dragon, claim your glory

Learn to be a man, you're forty five!

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12 rules for living in this postmodern world

12 rules for living if you've never even kissed a girl

12 rules for living if you're tired of being incel

12 rules for living, you better learn them well

12 rules for living in this postmodern world

12 rules for living if you've never even kissed a girl

12 rules for living if you're tired of being incel

12 rules for living, you better learn them well