[Verse 1]

I woke up with my shoes on in bed

And a stank in my breath, and a voice in my head

I get my usual fix with Jack or with John

Like donner with Don, the hair of the dog

[Chorus]

To the couch

To the bodega

To a house

To somewhere other than my thoughts

To the couch

To the bodega

To a house

To somewhere other than my thoughts

[Verse 2]

Now it's not even noon

I'm pouring something in my OJ

It got me feeling just a little more ok

Think I'm tipsy cause I walked into a door

And the slope is getting slippery

'Cause my drink is on the floor

[Chorus]

To the bar

To the bodega

Throw it back

Now aren't you feeling so much better

To the bar

To the bodega

Throw it back

Now aren't you feeling so much better

[Post-Chorus]

Aren't you feeling so much better

Aren't you feeling so much better

To the bar

To the bodega

Throw it back

Now aren't you feeling so much better

To the bar

To the bodega

Throw it back

Now aren't you feeling so much better

[Bridge]

So much fun when there's nothing else to do

Diving in the deep end of an empty pool

So much fun when you're hitting on your walls

If you wanna feel it you know who to call

If you wanna feel it you know who to call

If you wanna feel it you know who to call

[Verse 3]

Teleported to a lawn chair

Sliding in, spinning in slow-mo

I'm on the edge of a cliff hanging on by a thread to the edge of tomorrow

Trying to piece all together

My POV's gone horizontal

I feel like it's time to go home

But I cannot see shit by the end of the bottle

[Chorus]

To the bar

To the bodega

Throw it back

Now aren't you feeling so much better

To the bar

To the bodega

Throw it back

Now aren't you feeling so much better (Ah)

(I love it)

[Post-Chorus]

So much fun when there's nothing else to do

Diving in the deep end of an empty pool

So much fun when you're hitting on your walls

If you wanna feel it you know who to call

So much fun when there's nothing else to do

Diving in the deep end of an empty pool

So much fun when you're hitting on your walls

If you wanna feel it you know who to call