[Skit: Inflect & Darkside]

Man, I’m just sick of everyone

Would you like to join The Darkside?

What’s The Darkside?

Well, would you like me to show you?

Sure

Follow me

The people who are listening right now, you too can be a part of The Darkside

If you don’t know who, or what The Darkside is

Then you should probably leave

Otherwise, welcome, to The Darkside