[Intro: Conner Tomlinson, Zac Strum]

Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between

Bear witness to the eighth wonder of the world

The marvel of modern technology

It'll revolutionize the field of ethics and bastardize the field of metaphysics

The spontaneous human combustion engine

(One, two, one two three four)

[Verse 1: Conner Tomlinson]

Code break coke raid no faith political kill

Tar-jobbed cop car chemical radical pill

Deep web deep state deep fuck deep fake

No shit throat slit nothing you remember is real

[Chorus: Conner Tomlinson, Zac Strum]

You feel that substrate slipping away

(It's all the same, it's all the same)

I saw another in guise outside today

(I'll light it again, I'll light it again)

You feel that substrate slipping away

(Explain it to me, explain it to me)

You look taller with a knife in your back anyway

(Quit fucking with me, quit fucking with me)

[Verse 2: Conner Tomlinson]

Smoke screen dry clean I'm the one you couldn't erase

Man's gone letterbomb it's never getting better okay

Caffeine codeine gas can guillotine

Hotel sleeper cell identify and defenestrate

[Chorus: Conner Tomlinson, Zac Strum]

You feel that substrate slipping away

(It's all the same, it's all the same)

I saw another in guise outside today

(I'll light it again, I'll light it again)

You feel that substrate slipping away

(Explain it to me, explain it to me)

You look taller with a knife in your back anyway

(Quit fucking with me, quit fucking with me)

[Bridge: Zac Strum]

(One, two, one two three four)

[Chorus: Conner Tomlinson, Zac Strum]

You feel that substrate slipping away

(It's all the same, it's all the same)

I saw another in guise outside today

(I'll light it again, I'll light it again)

You feel that substrate slipping away

(Explain it to me, explain it to me)

You look taller with a knife in your back anyway

(Quit fucking with me, quit fucking with me)

You feel that substrate slipping away

(It's all the same, it's all the same)

I saw another in guise outside today

(I'll light it again, I'll light it again)

You feel that substrate slipping away

(Explain it to me, explain it to me)

You look taller with a knife in your back anyway

(Quit fucking with me, q-quit your fucking with me)