[Chorus]

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the oth- YUP

I’m slam dunking

[Verse 1]

Bugging out my sneakers while I’m jumping

Flying oh so high and I’m about to drop something

A bomb to your alarm you feel a crinkle of a punking

Probably cause you thought that I was fronting

Me? I’m dunking

Better make the grade or you’ll be flunking

Flap your freaking wings or fall flat like a pumpkin

Thought you could steal the rock, forget take a shot

When I’ll snatch it back like black cops “What??” through your head "We slam Duncan's"

My power ups are fat like a plump friend

Evеn with the Air Force I don’t think you could win

I think I saw your game and it

Is a flipping shamе

And he was crying into his beer asking “Where the heck have you been?!”

Dunking

Even in my sleep off the top bunking

I like wake up through the net, hand straight plunking

Ripping up the backboard

Is this what you want Lord?

I’m a whirling dervish in the air with a round sword

Dunking

I hit it till they scream “Are you done King?!”

Control the whole game like I’m Don King

I know it may be daunting but maybe this is not me flaunting

This is how a real man done things, what

[Chorus]

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the oth- YUP

Im slam dunking

[Verse 2]

Broken glass and bent metal is what you wanting

The neighborhood will speak of my legend like a haunting

And when you come along and attempt a debunking

I'll sail over your head and do what I guess you know (we know)

Dunking

Right left both no hands still dunking

I’ll use my teeth and elbows, still dunking

Slow down time and speed it up slam dunking

Even from the other side of the court slam dunking

Dunking

Tie my legs up slam dunking

Lock to the rock to glass still dunking

Trunk covered in cement still dunking

Chop off my legs and arms, still dunking

[Verse 3]

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

But on the other hand

You could deploy a force field

Guards armed with bazookas

Dogs the size of bears holding twin German Lugers

And I’m dunking

Dodging bullets and your silly bomb things

Shattering your ectoplasmic wall thing

Heat seeking ball thing

Careening to the hoop and target locking

Demolishing the opposition

Mission: no stopping

Dunking

(Dunk….dunk…..dunk…..dunk…..dunk…..dunk…..dunk)