[Intro]

You know it's so fucking easy

To make a song when you use autotune

It really is

Uh, it's kind of funny

It's kind of uh, what the cool kids say, uh, sheesh pogchamp

They don't say that

Autotune makes everything sound better, so if I just go

Suck a fucking dick

That sounds amazing

Piss play

Dino nuggets

[Verse]

Yeah, I got a paper with a track

Pen mace

While im sitting there

I got a pen mace, whoa

Pen mace

What the fuck is pen mace

People say that I look like DaBaby

Let's go

Okay

Got a ruler on my side

Three inches

Autotune by my side

Don't even gotta make sounds

Ooh ooh ooh ah ah

Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah

Give monkey banana

Give monkey banana

Ooh ooh ooh ah ah

Ooh ooh ooh ah ah

Then I got a baseball cap

Then I got a USB

Why did my wife leave me

Why

Why did my wife leave me

Why

Don't know why

Poop poop poop window

Applesauce

Applesauce

This song has a deep meaning you'll never get it

You get it

No you fucking don't, cause

I didn't speak English

I didn't speak English

Didn't speak English cause you'll never understand it

You'll never understand shit

Also one more thing

Poop

Pen maze in your face

In your face

I'm not gay

Steven stop telling me I'm gay

Went to the store like I don't know when

I kinda know when

I definitely know when it was last

Thursday when I went to that store

Don't remember what I got

Lasagna

But I shot my wife

Now I'm hiding from the cops

They can't find me

Find me cause I'm really really really good at hiding

Shit they found me

How

Standing next to the tree

How the fuck they find me?

Found me

They found me

How the hell did these little children find me?

Did you guys know that V8 has water and vegetable juice

Purple carrots, carrots, fruit juice, water, concentrate

Malic acid, natural flaving

Caffeine

Vitamin C

And some other words I can't pronounce

I'm holding a baby that's not mine

Why the hell is it crying

Hey Siri, how do you baby

How do you baby