[Intro Tape]

Be very safe when you skateboard with your- with football helmets on, so Adam's gonna show us how to skateboard at the local junior high

(Ready?) Go

Ah

Do a kickflip

(Can't do a kickflip)

Fine, do a backflip

Okay

I wasn't really gonna try a backflip

Yeah right, you're a liar, okay

Si- ick

Aw, my balls, huh!

Almost, almost, almost, almost

Aw yeah! aw, aw

[Instrumental]

[Outro Tape]

You got to be kidding me!

Did you see that?

Did you see that, everyone?

(Scream)

Go

(okay ready?)

It's still illegal, you know that?

(Aw I missed, aw aw)

Du-u-u-ude!