[Chorus: King Gordy]
Irregular-ass weed, irregular-ass hoes
Irregular-ass drinks, irregular-ass clothes
Irregular-ass beats, irregular-ass flows
Irregular everything, oh man, I'm ready to go (Oh no!)
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, I'm so sorry
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, it's just not gnarly
[Verse 1: Illtemper]
Life injected an IV shot, creative juices into me
Irked rap invaded, degraded the music industry
Same shit, same beat, same obtrusive mimicry
Fakeness, brains keep adaptin' to stupid gimmickry
Bunch of mush mouths who mix blues and Hennessy
Confusing chemistry, nothin' stewin' mentally
But they ain't losin' fans, they just losin' mеmory
'Cause fans drugged too, purple juicе abusin' heavily
Those stimulants have you thinkin' pretty intricate
Need repetition exorcism, can't get jiggy with this shit
You leaners fuck the game, got frisky with your dicks
Easy to fuck anything when you're Mickeyin' a bitch
Snorefest, loops bring a methhead to Snoozeville
Pill presses need add speed or invent a new pill
These monotonous monsters are spent and too chill
If we don't kill these borin' flow trends then who will?
[Chorus: King Gordy]
Irregular-ass weed, irregular-ass hoes
Irregular-ass drinks, irregular-ass clothes
Irregular-ass beats, irregular-ass flows
Irregular everything, oh man, I'm ready to go (Oh no!)
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, I'm so sorry
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, it's just not gnarly
[Verse 2: Apathy]
Stereotypical carbon copyin' cookie cutter
Rookie cuck, I fuck your bitch and the pussy rupture
My molecular structure is that of Bruce Banner
Cleanin' my hammer while monitorin' police scanners
Speak Spanish to find chicks from PR, DC to DR worshippin' who we are
These cars circle the block then park fast
Concoct plots and plans since days of park jams
Task force who make lists when tapes mix
They take pics of my face but then I shapeshift
Some space shit with hoverboards and motherships
Microchips in wrist and all that other shit
Documents redacted, they traffic attractive chicks
Then dip them in battery acid, devils get smashed quick
My metal will blast clips, a predator that spits, not regular ass shit
[Chorus: King Gordy]
Irregular-ass weed, irregular-ass hoes
Irregular-ass drinks, irregular-ass clothes
Irregular-ass beats, irregular-ass flows
Irregular everything, oh man, I'm ready to go (Oh no!)
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, I'm so sorry
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, it's just not gnarly
[Verse 3: Illtemper]
You suffer from aphantasia, you not a poet
Can sense your laziness like it's my job to notice
Them ego trips killed all the Papa Roaches
I always think outside the box like claustrophobics
My creative weaponry always stocked and goated
Like I got raped while drunk, I'm cocked and loaded
Monotony toxic, y'all were poppin' glow sticks
With your teeth blame whatever the fuck your momma smokin'
To serve you, I'd have to do little like Texas toast
Only Ls I'm takin' is Lamictal and Lexapro
So sick of bein' dope, should be riddled with Methadone
I 'd be rich if I sucked but it'd cripple me head to toe
Your dullness ain't catchin' bodies, I'm sharp and wittier
I got the mind of a sports bar it’s dark and busier
Truth stings more than private parts with chlamydia (Ooh!)
But I'd stay more irregular than a heart with arrhythmia
[Chorus: King Gordy]
Irregular-ass weed, irregular-ass hoes
Irregular-ass drinks, irregular-ass clothes
Irregular-ass beats, irregular-ass flows
Irregular everything, oh man, I'm ready to go (Oh no!)
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, I'm so sorry
Oh, I kept it jiggy with this fuckin' bullshit, it's just not gnarly