[Skit: Killator]
One night only at The Sold-Out Arena Tour! It's Paxil Rose! Holy shit! Get ready to lower your serotonin levels! The first one hundred patrons to enter the arena will also receive a free razorblade-shaped USB with an actual blade so you can cut your wrist open while listening to Paxil Rose! (*Blood splatters*) We're gonna need a mop for this one!