Scribble Jam 2004- Illmaculate vs Swann

By Illmac

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[Verse 1: Swann]

He's a little, a little small, ok check it

When I step to the mic I glow like a shiny rim

Everybody look at this shit- it's Tiny Tim

On the mic yo, you know I'm an all-star

If he's this small, think how small his balls are

How you feelin' clown?

He could probably play catcher in baseball without kneeling down

That's right it's gettin' grim

Everybody Mini Me made a mini him!

Dog, he's through

Face the facts, you got some growing up to do

That's right its true-

I'll fuck you on tape so bad, Paris Hilton will feel sad for you


[Verse 2: Illmaculate]

Yo, nice flows you useless bitch

Rhymefest ripped you a new ass, I did, that's 3 holes you use to shit with

Yo, you're a nitwit

You gonna get cooked like Bisquick when I flip it

Hey yo fuck it, this cat is lame- but I can rap the same

He looks like insert an actor's name

Anyways, this bitch sucks- he's tasteless

Get off the stage, learn to switch up your cadence

I don't wanna sound cliche today but if you shaved your face with a razor blade you'd look like an overweight Macy Grey

Faggot bitch, I'm Illmaculate

After this, yo sharper than axe handle tips


[Verse 3: Swann]

Yo, this round is nothing but mine

He's just mad because this fag just comes up to my nut line

Everything you say is wack, play it back

He couldn't come dope if he ejaculated crack

Swann in this bitch

Comin with the freestyles you know that I'm sick

How you playin', homie?

Imma give it to this dude so raw he would swear up and down I was Colby

You know I rap flyer

Don't make me have to jack you up like a flat tire

Flat the fuck out

Swann in this spot, one more down and I'm out


[Verse 4: Illmaculate]

I don't know if its cause I'm short or he's fat as fuck

But I can fit inside his stomach standing up

I'm sorry, you wanna come with the punchlines

Illmac brings the shit, its just lunchtime

Oh shit, right now its a freestyle

I'll run through your ass like Lee Miles he's wild

Oh shit, you need to back up, your rap sucks

You're a wack slut that's about to get slapped up

Anyways, he wants to talk about Illmaculate's ejaculate

Cause he finds me an attractive kid

Well, fuck that and your fat jokes

I rap though and I'll slash this cat's throat