[Intro]

[Verse 1: illbert]

Could be a titan but my writin' needs some tightening

Listen to my shite and you might find that it's enlightening

I'm not a Brit, but I'll pretend so I can rhyme some things

Like these diamond rings that I'm conspiring for time to bring

If you need inspiring come join me at my table

Of fabled abilities that are able to chisel these

Similes with imagery, I'm like the epitome

Of whack, cheap, two bit MCs- bitch, kiss me please

I'll live in infamy so listen to my symphony

Of words and beats that I completed, but I do things differently

Coincidentally my mind is quite essential these

Mental faculties are actually often transcendental

Need monumental momentum for a moment, my hair's messy so comb it

This is an omen- of things to come today

Me and my other personalities that live up in my cranium

Are aiming emphatically to demonstrate that I'm crazy

And I'm ill like pestilence, still an image of excellence

There's no evidence of precedence for this elegant eloquence

Chemical elements combine in a reaction

You can't understand me cause I speak in abstraction

[Hook: illbert]

This is my abstract, my warning I get abstract

Never on a bad track, my head is full of rad facts

This is my abstract, I told you I get abstract

Silly like Kandinsky, man, I need a laugh track

[Verse 2: illbert]

I got a big dictionary in my mind

Synonyms for sick ain't exactly hard to find

If you're infected, ailing, queasy, or diseased

Listening daily will not help put you at ease

You'll just become disoriented, dizzy, and confused

From a simple simulation of a mile in my shoes

Here's a window through my consciousness from self-loathing to pompousness

Don't sponsor nonsense shit like calling me monotonous

Now try real hard to process my thoughts, they'll tie your brain up in knots

Connect the dots, if you can't you don't know jack squat

Hold that thought, (yo) box it up like Picasso

I'm colossal, between Burkina Faso and Costco

Get off my jock though, I'm not macho or mucho

Hope you're not too offended by my raunchy and rude show

I'm a dynamic duo, talking about me and myself

Spaced farther out that Pluto but I'm cold as an ice shelf

I'll die or else be the inventor of immortality

Don't tattle tell on me for ignoring this boring reality

Cause I'm an abnormality, a walking Jackson Pollock painting

My brain's splattered on the wall, now I've got you fainting

[Hook]