The Math Devil

By idontneedanedible

Released on March 21, 2025

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[Intro]

You guys better be focused

I don’t want to see you guys on your phones

I mean that test, man

I was extremely disappointed


[Verse 1]

Sitting in class

Wondering how to do this math

Teacher only preaches

Instead of fuckin teachin’

I have to teach myself

You are like an absent father

Get help from no one else

You make shit so much harder


[Chorus]

Hate this class

You talk too fast

Your teaching’s trash

Learning polynomials

What the fuck is a binomial

I ask questions, you get mad

You ignore me when I raise my hand


[Verse 2]

You think we are dumb?

You tell us to grow up

You make students cry

Doesn’t matter how hard they try

That’s why Jesus left your class

Man, you’re such an ass

You get red when you get mad

Got problems at home, we can tell

Maybe that’s why you love to yell


[Chorus]

Hate this class

You talk too fast

Your teaching’s trash

Learning polynomials

What the fuck is a binomial

I ask questions, you get mad

You ignore me when I raise my hand


[Verse 3]

You say that we’ve been slacking

But explaining something you’ve been lacking

Why’d you have to end up like Mr. Crocker

Oh I know why, cuz you’re a fuckin cracker

We could’ve had Mr. Carter

Yeah Lil Wayne almost died

From suicide

It should’ve been you that time

Judging on how we divide

God, why can’t you just fuckin die

Sorry for those last few lines

I just needed something to help me rhyme

You gon’ meet this Drac’

You gon’ end up just like Drake

Yeah we going insane

Talking Ye

Talking Jay


[Chorus]

Hate this class

You talk too fast

Your teaching’s trash

Learning polynomials

What the fuck is a binomial

I ask questions, you get mad

You ignore me when I raise my hand


[Verse 4]

Stop acting like you care

You only care about the pay

Your finance was clearly dared

Are you sure you are not gay?

Should’ve expected from a Cowboy

All they do is lose

Mrs. Enns or you?

Man, it’s so hard to choose

Yeah, I don’t need an edible

Yeah, you’re the math devil


[Outro]

(Laughter)

Why is it so funny when we record?

I know!

Bro this gon’ take forever

Shhh