[Verse 1]

How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, their butler changes the lightbulb

[Refrain]

Always poor

Never bored

[Verse 2]

The S.L.C. want Timmy's student loan back

He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gak

[Refrain]

Always poor

Never bored

[Verse 3]

One miscarriage, two abortions

One degree, seven jobs

Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed

[Refrain]

Always poor

Never bored

[Bridge]

I could've danced with another

'Cause she passed out on your stairs

[Refrain]

Always poor

Never bored

[Chorus]

Swing batter, batter, batter

Swing batter, batter, batter

Swing batter, batter, batter

Swing

Compensate with humour

Or if really bored, then sing

[Refrain]

Always poor

Never bored

[Chorus]

Swing batter, batter, batter

Swing batter, batter, batter

Swing batter, batter, batter

Swing

Compensate with humour

Or if really bored, then sing

[Refrain]

Always poor

Never bored

[Outro]

Hey, yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round

Yeah

Dance till the sun goes round