[Intro]

"Ah sure, I've seen Mark, he's, he's got one of those fuckin' cannabis bandannas. He's the future."

[Chorus]

Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na, na, na

Nothing ever happens

[Verse 1]

It seems like no-one cares

I think I'll take the stairs

'Cause nothing ever

He punched himself in the face

To prove he wasn't gay

'Cause nothing ever happens

[Chorus]

Over and over and over and over again

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Nothing ever

[Verse 2]

I dropped onto my knees

And prayed to Jesus

"Please, will something fucking happen?"

Then they killed poor George dead

They put a hammer through his head

Now nothing ever happens

[Chorus]

Over and over and over and over again

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Nothing ever happens

[Bridge]

Steven's in the bar for a bar fight

Nick's in the bar for a bar fight

Danny's in the bar for a bar fight

Grant's in the bar for a bar fight

Scott's in the bar for a bar fight

Shit-eyes in the bar for a bar fight

John Gerrard's in the bar for a bar fight

Charlie's in the bar for a bar fight

Andy's in the bar for a bar fight

Stewart's in the bar for a bar fight

Gareth's in the bar for a bar fight

Pimmy's in the bar for a bar fight

Cranky's in the bar for a bar fight

Aoife's in the bar for a bar fight

Biker's in the bar for a bar fight

[Chorus]

Over and over and over and over again

Na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na, na, na

Nothing ever happens