Whoop dee da

I'm sitting on my bed trying to get my spinning head straight

I just can't believe i went on and passed the twelfth grade

Shit must've knocked me cause i was out off the club of spades(what?)

And realized life is still a poker game without a flush of straight

Got up with johhnny depp,the secret game of secret window

I've been dead at times but i still live the moment,is it memento?

Nah' thats just too nolan for me,i'd rather go for Donnie darko

Triple tons make us vomitt,just spill the beans micheal clarko

Ninety nine percent of my words will make you feel obscene

I don't give a damn,cause i already have a career with Mr Bean

My rhyming pattern may be simple but it certainly is clean

Just never tell a pinkish pig a secret,that damn thing might squeal

I think I'm having amnesia and a frigging deja vu too

I just found out your ex wife's other car is a broom

Like em said i'm the shit stain in the underwear of life

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice

A piece of advice,just rhyming like spilling the rice

Cut the ice man,hell i don't know how to roll a derby dice

When i was in the school,the second part of fluid physics got me

I used a skid ramp just to hit the million dollar baby(on the wall)

Shit,is that another controversy ?should i hide behind the van?

If you say love is grand,i'd rather say divorce is ten grand!!!

None of you chumps can shake hands with batman

Cause he's busy making makeup for the cynic mad-man

Living this life ain't a curse but its no less than a boon

God exonerate me from this lyrical spoon

That feeds me when i'm down with the 104 fever

12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is 1 Lite year

I might not be a ventriloquist but i still can throw a voice

The same way bieber did it except it was cacophonic noise

I am hoist,with this equivocation of words

College girls don't have hot flashes... they have a powerful surge

Don't wait for the chorus pals this verse ain't got one

Thought i'd kill you now but your air is in my lung

Initiating ritchie's valkyrie wasn't on Tom's plate

A butler with no teeth is an in-dentured servant

My idiosyncraises from the genesis hit the crevices

To the services of departmental crackhead lyricists

From the lyricists to the toothhead criticists

What the hell DJ,get out of MK's premises

Falling in love is the epitome of falling for hurt

She said the feeling is mutual,so i just spitted in the dirt

And i wasn't sure it was his real name 50 cent!

Was the plan with Joker necessary harvey dent?

My crafty beads flew when they turned on the ceiling fan

Hell yeah i cried like they stole my luxury sedan

I'm no fan of eminem but i love the bizarre stan

Do i look like a guy who writes according to the plan?

Hell yeah i'm out of this game i don't even wanna in

Cinderella would be bad at football cause her coach was a pumpkin

So if you think this shit was worth a piece of clapping

Then please make me wake up cause i probably was napping

I might intestate without rap and music,fellas!

You all know what will be my swan song