Horny Lil’ Devil - Intellectual

[Intro]

You are the prince of darkness, arch enemy, father of evil

Hell born, demonic, savage, fierce, vicious, wild

Tameless, barbaric, ungovernable, uncontrollable, obstinate beast

[Verse 1]

Horny little devil, you gotta back up

Horny little devil, you can't bust a nut

Lookin' at my girlfriend's Black skin

You wanna jump in, but she don't like white men

So don't flirt at work, you fuckin' jerk

Or get your punk devil-ass hurt, motherfucker

She ain't with the pale face

'Cause y'all fuck at a snail's pace

And you might get sprayed with mace from the ebony

So when she's doing her job, you better let her be

Don't try to pinch the gluterus

Thinkin' that you about to knock out the uterus

'Cause she'll tell you to kiss her ass quick

And where I'm from, devils get they ass kicked

Mr. Sexual Harassment

Asking for a blow and when the answer is "fuck no"

Looks like you wanna terminate

But that's when I go psycho like Norman Bates

I wanna kill the devil for talkin' shit

'Cause he can't get a taste of the chocolate

African breasts

'Cause white bitches have no butt and no chest

Black women have bodies like goddesses

Sorta like Venus, but put away your penis

'Cause the devil is a savage motherfucker

That's why I'm lighter than the average brother

'Cause you raped our women and we felt it

But it'll never happen again if I can help it (Me neither)

'Cause nobody in my neighborhood has caught jungle fever yet

So horny little devil, you better listen

Before your ass come up missin', and it's like that

[Chorus]

I'm so horny (Hey, listen to the man)

[Verse 2]

Now you wanna get me

Horny little devil must be a F-A-G

Tryin to fuck me out my land and my manhood

Have me broke, eatin' Spam and canned goods

Locking down on my neighborhoods

Treat me less than a man 'cause right now you got the upper hand

But my ass is a virgin

You might have fucked the Indians, but you can't surgeon me

And when I'm on top, I won't be fuckin' ya

I'd rather put a buck in ya

'Cause I hate the devil with a passion

And when I see the whites of his eyes, I start blastin'

Dig a hole and throw his ass in

And won't be happy 'til I'm down to my last ten

Get his fuckin' pitchfork

Tie him up and then feed the bitch pork

Little devil can't fuck me out my pay

'Cause horny little devil, true niggas ain't gay

And you can't play with my Yo-Yo

And definitely can't play with me, you fuckin' homo

'Cause we'll blow your head off

And turn that white sheet 'to a red cloth

Plus when they're all dead

I can cut that Jheri juice and get a bald head

Then let it nap up

Go down to the corner store and beat the Jap up

Clean all the crap up

Out my city, now the whole block look shitty

Put his dick on a wood block

Swing, swing, swing and chop, chop, chop

Now who's the next to nut?

Color Me Badd, but you can't sex me up

So don't even try it, put your dick on a diet

'Cause this is Watts Riot 1991 and I'ma get my gun

Put an end to the devil, so get a fucking shovel

[Chorus]

I'm so horny (Hey, listen to the man)

[Outro]

Twenty D Energizers

Twenty C Energizer?

D, not C, D

C Energizer?

D, motherfucker, D! Learn to speak English first, alright? D!

How many you say?

Twenty, motherfucker, twenty (Honey)

Mother fuck you!