(Verse 1)

Camera thief. Still frame

Blood boils inside the milk drain

Can't complain with how my life's turned out

I was mixed up, wild, so damn vile

Pile up the chipped prescripts

Recite my lines as I fix my limp

Take my time, you know God loves the wimp

Who wears his scars like the rings of pimps

Now tell me I'm a caked up boner

What the hell I would give just to Razor Ramona

Prep that couch, I'm your favorite loner

Next I'm out for the laziest owner

But where does the story begin

I was born in depression of American whims

Took my name from American Dim-witted freaks

Because they're just like me

(Verse 2)

White trash, I-Em-Tidus

You say I'm like him cause I'm a victim to my vices

Telling you a story through the tears of Isis

Running down her cheek originating at the iris

..Damn, what a visual

Too simple, one nation, individual

Physical, mental, emotional, residual

God's decision to present us both, now..

I'm still too young

Maybe in the future the loser will be the one

Maybe then the music will move you to speak in tongue

Maybe then the vision will lead you to tap the drum, hum...

I'm out of breath on these stair steps

"Take a break with this lady, she's fair breath

She's only here while you're taking a rest

You can't take her on the road," (I'm like) "who said?"

(Verse 3)

Faucet drip. Like a rumor

Growing in my insides, it's a tumor

Malignant itself, it puts me in hell

And gives a brand new meaning to pleasuring all the viewers

Funny that they know I'm an actor...

But don't get it's act two

This facade got them hooked, sink, line, it took

And it's a concept right out of a freshman textbook

Heh, and it makes me laugh

I took a ride down the road and the wheels were fast

I took a break just to talk about relationships

And then, made a reference to the past, well

Maybe I'll just millennium dodo

Catch me in the act, take you a photo

And with that still frame, turn a new leaf

And give a fuck you, cause you're a camera thief