[Intro: Matt Mehana, All]

Oh, it's a shame that I have to tape over

Those Elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever

I remember it all like it was yesterday

Forget it all, set it down, hit record and back away

My intestines are fastening laces, intolerable to fucking untangle

These vigilant eyes can't keep off the timekeepers

Second hand every angle

[Verse 1: Matt Mehana]

What's keeping you waiting?

Usually out before I open my eyes

Why did you pick today?

To epilate between your thighs

[Interlude: Matt Mehana, All]

Are you waiting for his tongue to come?

And brush against your cleaned trimmed hair

I hope he knows, that curvilinear gyrating space

Won't be the only thing he'll taste down there

Stop to think about it, if we've both flooded the same skin

You've tasted me, I've tasted you, who knows how many places

My tongue has been

My tongue has been

[Hook: Matt Mehana]

I left, you stayed, I hoped and prayed

That these nauseating thoughts weren't true

Before we met, I wouldn't bet

I would give up nihilism for you!

[Verse 2: Matt Mehana, All]

Nothing ever made sense

Was I even real?

Took everything I wouldn't touch

And made me feel, hell yeah!

[Breakdown: Matt Mehana]

I had all my faith in you

That you would never commit an act of deceit

To wake up in the ante meridiem

Knowing there would be solid ground to support my feet

[Verse 3: Matt Mehana]

If it is alright (If it is alright) to conceal the truth

Then when does the concealment end, and lying begin?

Tell me when, tell me when

This is a maudlin motion picture

A theme song in search of a movie

I've got the perfect script to match this tune

Who really knows what goes on in the afternoon?

Let's not ruin the surprise

[Pre-Chorus: Matt Mehana, All]

I don't buy these incredulous denials

(Do you think you've found the exit)

To your escape? I really shouldn't be thinking this way

It would put my mind at ease if I caught your ass on tape

[Chorus: Matt Mehana]

There'll be no excuses, baby (Whoa)

I'll forward this to your friends and family

[Post-Chorus: Matt Mehana]

Maybe I should reconsider this diagnosis

Let's think things out before we conclude

Commonly a virtuoso at these procedures

But this was the saddest thing my eyes have ever viewed

The post meridiem hours that we performed

Seemed like such a perfunctory routine

But I can obviously tell by the footage here

That you're in love with this machine

How could you do this to me?

Next time you won't get out so easily

Now that I know what I'm up against; I came prepared

Bat in hand, behind the closest door, I painfully stared

[Bridge: Matt Mehana]

Say "hello" to this bark in-between your teeth

Soon you will also be bleeding from underneath

It took balls to do what you've done

Having your manhood in your mouth is no fun

And as for you, darling, you're going nowhere

It's kind of hard to move when you're tied to a chair

See, there's a twist to this lovely for you to see

What's hiding in your wardrobe isn't a shopping spree

(Whistle, whistle) Come out to stilts supporting the wait of lust

I always thought you were someone I could always trust

Now watch this wet, smacking flesh

I'm sure you don't even care

But with your eyelids sown back to your brows

This leaves you forced to stare

[Spoken: Matt Mehana]

With a wire wrapped around his neck, tightly tied to a tree

There he stood on the top of the cliff, with his inanimate life above the sea

He drinks his virulent drink, and sets himself on fire

Pulls the trigger though the midair; misses his head and snaps the wire

Now choking and strangling in the water, his body begins to sink

Not only did he put out the flames, but he regurgitated his drink

This wasn't the worse thing that could happen... yes, it is

We're dying slowly again...

We're dying slowly again?

[Outro: Matt Mehana, All]

Stop, rewind

Watch them die

Stop, rewind

Watch them die

Stop, rewind

Watch them die

Stop, rewind

Watch them die

Stop, rewind (Oh, don't you love to play it back)

Watch them die (And watch it all over?)

Stop, rewind (Oh, don't you love to play it back)

Watch them die (And watch it all over?)