Well he walked into the party

Blew everyone away

With his long curly black hair

And his California shades

He picked up a guitar

He was just about to play

When someone came up to him and

That someone said “Hey

You’re Slash from Guns N Roses”

Well he didn’t say a word

But he put his guitar down

He gave out his cell phone

Now he’s at every party in town

And all through the summer

Word was getttin’ round

Well the women came a seekin’

And the men

They threw the sweet leaf down

For Slash from Guns N Roses

Slash from Guns and Roses

At the very top of the highest hill

In hills of Hollywood

Two mansions were competing

To see who could

Throw the biggest, raddest party that this town has ever seen

2690 Beachwood said we’ve got slash

2693 Beachwood said oh yeah?

Well so do we

Yeah we’ve got Slash from Guns N Roses

SLASH! SLASH!

Slash from Guns and Roses

SLASH! SLASH!

As the DJs raged from the two back yards

There was fighting in the street

The attorney and the publicist pulling hair and gnashing teeth

Well, Slash came out of the mansion

To see what was all the fuss

From the other house Slash came out too

Wow, what a rush

Well the people cried it’s a miracle, like the days of Galilee

But no, said Slash, let’s show this bash

We’ll just have to pick up our guitars and see

Which one’s Slash from Guns N Roses

SLASH! SLASH!

Slash from Guns and Roses

SLASH! SLASH!

Well the crowd carried their heroes

Through the Beachwood mansion walls

Two Marshall stacks were waiting

In the golden banquet hall

Then a bright light split the heavens

O’er the Cinerama Dome

Did Al Qaeda did that nuke in?

Or was it Jesus coming home?

Thunder rolled up the canyon

Fire filled the sky

One Slash hit the highway

The other stayed to die

It was Slash from Guns and Roses

SLASH! SLASH!

It was Slash from Guns and Roses

SLASH! SLASH!

It was Slash from Guns and Roses