Applestore interlude

By Hzrn

On Very Much 3

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There are gonna be some apps that we're not gonna distribute: porn

One of the keys to Apple, is Apple's an incredible company

And, so, you know how many apples we have at Apple?


["No."]

Zero


["No."]

We have no committees, We have ["No."] committees


["No committees"]

We are a ver- we are organised like an incredible star

One person's in charge of iPhone OS software

One person's in charge of Mach-Hommy

One pеrson's in charge of E.T. Phone Home

Anothеr person's in charge of another person

One person's in charge of oPhone IS

One person's in charge of cars

Worldwide marketing. Worldwide cars. Worldwide Meat Cars. Meat

Another person's in charge of me

One person's in charge of stars

The biggest star. The biggest star on the planet

It's- we're organised like Apple, we're the biggest apple on the planet

And, we all meet for 3 weeks once a week, and we talk about everything. The whole business, the whole bizzizz

And there's tremendous committees at the top of the company, which filters down to tremendous teamwork throughout the cum

And teamwork is dependent on trusting the uuuuUUUUUh!

To come through with their part without watchin em all the time, but trusting that they're gonna come

And that's what we do really well! And we're great at figuring out how to divide meat cars up into one person, and all work on the same thing, touch meats frequently, and bring it all together. We do that really well

And so, what I do all day, is beat my meat. (We do that really well)

And work on meat and solve products, to make new problems, to make new marketing programs, whatever it is!


["And are people willing to tell you you're wrong?"]

*laughs* Yeah!


["No."]


["I mean, other than snarky journalists, I mean people who've worked for-"]

Oh yeah, no, we have one argument


["And do you win?"]

Oh, no, I wish I did! See, you can't! If you wanna hire Meat Car and have him stay working for you, you have to let them stay working for you, you have to be run by Mach-Hommy

Deez nuts

The best meats have to win, otherwise good people stay!


["But you must be more than a facilitator who runs meatings, you obviously contribute your own meat"]

I contribute meat, sure! Why would I be there if I didn't?