Released on August 29, 2025

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[Intro]

What do we think of billionaires? (Shit!)

What do we think are shit? (Billionaires!)

Thank you! (That's alright!)

Yeah!


[Chorus]

It's a crisis everybody

Put your hands in the air

On the right and the left

Well, we're all quite scared

They're bombing over here

Now they're bombing over there

The world is fucking ending

So I shit my derriere


[Verse 1]

Big brown motherfucker teabagging in punk rap

They called ma "Paki" she was chilling on the bus back

Degree in economics just to make hеr proud

Had a close shave with death, thank fuck I'm still around

It was Kurt Cobain writtеn inside my planner

Now I give 'em banger, after banger, after banger

Maybe I survive to piss off white supremacists

To show people in pain you can fight through anything


[Pre-Chorus]

Now I'm somewhat young, not that rich

My wife still thinks that I'm handsome (Nice one!)

It takes 3.5% of us to change the world

So lemme give these people some anthems


[Chorus]

It's a crisis everybody

Put your hands in the air

On the right and the left

Well, we're all quite scared

They're bombing over here

Now they're bombing over there

The world is fucking ending

So I shit my derriere


[Verse 2]

Tell the man who wrote Harry Potter, "Trans Lives Matter"

Eton boys fucked the country, that's nice banter

Brits abroad have some charlie, act like wankers

They're all just neocolonists, I'm neo in the colonies

Eats some chicken chow mein but calls the shop owner a *****

Leaves his unprocessed trauma in the bottom of a drink

If Dave, thinks I am to blame

When billionaires fist politicians, hold us all to ransom

(Fucking cunts!)


[Pre-Chorus]

It takes 3.5% of us to change the world

So have another motherfucking anthem


[Chorus]

It's a crisis everybody

Put your hands in the air

On the right and the left

Well, we're all quite scared

They're bombing over here

Now they're bombing over there

The world is fucking ending

So I shit my derriere


[Chorus]

It's a crisis everybody

Put your hands in the air

On the right and the left

Well, we're all quite scared

They're bombing over here

Now they're bombing over there

The world is fucking ending

So I shit my derriere


[Spoken]

Everyone, and I mean everyone, wants to tax the ultra-rich more

I'm talking about the people who own football clubs, not people with season tickets

Erica Chenoweth, political scientist at Harvard, studied civil rights movements that worked over the past 100 years

Look it up, it's simple

Get 3.5% of people from all walks of life engaging in non-violent, active, civil disobedience

Yeah, it's hard, but you know in WW2, normal people had to protest to use the London Underground

As bombs rained down in the Blitz

The richest have never cared about us, and they never will, unless we make them

And Dave, I know you fucking hate me, but you hate elites as much as we do

You think I'm the problem? Fine, but listen to Gary Stevenson

They're stealing our fucking futures

And if we can get 3.5% of us, just 3.5% of us

We can take the future back


[Outro]

This might be it

This might be it

This might be it

This might be it