[Verse]

Just left Blockbuster, copped a movie with the fam

Hit the crib, watch a movie with the fam

There's Something About Mary

That filled lil nigga with very wicked thoughts

And some nasty ass masturbation plans

See, I ain't even know what that was before I seen it

My eyes been always hooked on them drugs I call the TV

That's probably why I was scheming and feigning for deeper meaning

Reaching for fruit from trees my father said not to grasp

What the fuck—why the internet moving so slow

I made sure that nobody's talking on the phone

It's after 12 o'clock and I think I'm all alone

But still, I gotta watch, gotta keep it on the low

I'm at my Nana's house

Looking for coconut on computer with banana out

Aiming for A/S/L's from chicks so we can chat about sex

Less than 13 on this O'dell

I don't know much, but this can't go well

[Chorus]

It happens to me all the time

Especially when the stars align

Don't wanna fall in love online

Don't know where to draw the line

It happens to me all the time

Especially when the stars align

Don't wanna fall in love online

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse]

I be on Tinder like a mother fucker, swiping swiping swiping

Dark skins, light skins, don't matter, I like 'em

Might pipe em or wife em, don't know, I'm the type to

Choose variety like categories I type into PornHub, or maybe Xvideos

Or maybe BlackGFs, I'm obsessed with them pretty hoes

Pretty sure this ain't pure, need a cure

Been here for years staring at these screens

Mistaking women for things that fulfill my fantasies

My mind is twisted, digitally addicted

Lately I been conflicted, I need me an intervention

Somebody please pay attention, I'm telling you all the symptoms

Can you cure my condition, I'm itching for something different, just listen

Don't wanna fall in love with an image

Let me know what's up, in real life, can we kick it

I know I got my problems and I struggle with commitment

Raised by the internet, it's the way I was conditioned

[Chorus]

It happens to me all the time

Especially when the stars align

Don't wanna fall in love online

Don't know where to draw the line

It happens to me all the time

Especially when the stars align

Don't wanna fall in love online

Yeah, yeah, yeah