[Verse 1: Humza]

Ameh... understand...

I'm not a bad boy I'm a badman!

If you had a cape you'd look like Batman

If you took that all of you look like Fatman

I've got 99 problems and my ameh is one

Stopped loving me at the age of one

Dhaal for breakfast are you dum

Khabi khushi with you its ghum

Leave me in Tesco

Leave me in netto

You look like a black tellytubby EH OH

Lol your gonna head butt me I can tell

Why do you spit on my food you say oh well

If I was shares blood you would sell

Stick to me like you are gel

You remind me of that woman from drag me to hell

This is serious Megatron tutti

Just had Snickers gonna be nutty

Tryna get me married on Skype

But seriously bladrins jam that hype

You always complain you always moan

Saying the same thing why you always on the phone

I'm always on the phone coz I got friends

It's not my fault your old And your friends are dead...

FRIENDS ARE DEAD!

[Verse 2: Humza's Mum (Ameh)]

LOL Kutha whats funny

Contractions in my tummy

You were kicking me inside

How dare you disrespecting your mummy

Khabi khushi khabi ghum

I will deny you're my son

Dont like dhaal Blud you are dum

You say I stopped loving you at the age of one

But, I never loved you?

You are tutti under my shoe

People say hey... is Humza your son?

I'm like Humza who?

I'll bite your ears off just like Tyson

Laugh in your face just like M Bison

Invade your nightmares like Freddy Kreuger

I'm under your bed I'm boogey man...

Booga BOOGAH!!!

When you're naughty I sense it like spiderman

Then kick you like Jackie Chan

You're not a badman, you're a wasteman!

I'll do a drive by in your uncle's van

Understand...

This my jam

No matter when, time or season

I will kick you for no reason

I will punch you for no reason

So.... Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum

You are a loser you are dum

Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum

This is a game that I have won

Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum

You are a tutti you are scum

Khabi khushi khabi ghum

I own you coz I'm your mum

FOOL