[Verse 1: DDark]

Uh, I wanna buy a peacock

Should I buy ascot or should I buy Reebok

If I was rich, I'd upgrade from a two piecemeal

Can I get a three piecemeal

[Verse 2: Humza]

Bun that

Shut your mouth, I'm not on that

Meal 9, family meal, I'm on that

Don't need no family, I'm not on that

Where's my wings blud

Grab your combat

[Verse 3: DDark]

If I was rich, I'd buy myself a wombat

But if it dies, hmm, I'll get an anconda

Think I'm gonna go inside HMV

To purchase the Lion King, how I love Simba

[Verse 4: Humza]

Bun Simba, middle finger

Buy a turtle, teenage ninja

Love my ninja, protect my ninja

Till I eat him with soup, soup ninja

[Chorus]

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall (II)

Who's the richest of them all (II)

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall (II)

[Verse 5: Humza]

If I was rich, I'd buy a mirror

Buy your mum and I'll buy your dad

So I have two mums and I have two dads

And I'll sell my mum and dad

So I can say they were the best parents I 've ever had

[Verse 6: DDark]

Bun that you ain't gonna buy my mother

Dont try biggin it by saying ur my brother

Rihanna got u gassed by rudeboy, you could never by my umbrella

[Verse 7 : Humza]

Ella ella bun that fella

U can be rihanna ill be chris brown

Cuz man looks chris and man is brown

Buy ur smile so u can frown

[Verse 8 :DDark]

If i was rich id buy me a doner

Buy a black kid like madona

Balls in ma hand lyk im maradona

Thas kinda gay blud ur a goner

[Chorus]

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall (II)

Who's the richest of them all (II)

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall (III)

[Verse 9: humza]

If i was rich i'd buy a mirror

Id buy the hair on my auntys bag

DDarK: id ring up akon and buy some back

Ill pay u to refurbish lescotts face

DDark: ill ring up akon and buy some more black

Pounds dollars rupees x3

I just a bought a shirt saying hi its me

Pounds dollars rupees x3

Bakwas band now freeze

Now id be runnin for money

Im on dis