Verse 1:

I’m a badboy, I’m a badman

I do gang signs like I’m a des man

No pitbull man’s got a cat man

When I’m with my mum then I would have man

I got a Gucci belt but no job

Application whatsdog

No money no bank

No girls just ****

Pakistani way to make cash

Car accident whiplash

Your dad’s got a jinn in his tash

Your mum looks like Kevin Nash

Pakistani flag on Eid

Life ambition sell weed

Boys fast for 30 days well done

But on Eid you’re holding a bottle of rum

Chorus:

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi Asian boys tryna be a gunda (III)

Oi Tryna be a gunda boy

Verse 2:

I'm so hood, I wear a hood

When I say sick, that means it's good

Spend all my p's on a rental I could

TFL on your head what a ****

Go to a shisha place for the galdem

Bring all the boys bring all the mandem

But every asian boy thinks that man

So when you arrive you only see bare man

Road tax, no car

I lift just a bar

Our honeymoon, cinema

Why does your girl smell of vinegar?

Talk to my boys in slang g

At home i talk in Punjabi

The only girl you know is your auntie

Why you always have one hand on your luli

Chorus:

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi Asian boys tryna be a gunda (III)

Oi Tryna be a gunda boy

Verse 3:

Oi Blud your not a gunda man

Expect your wifey to be a hijabi man

But your sidechick is a gori man

I don't understand mr gunda man

I'll fight you now hold me back

But you realise no one's holding you back

When you get attacked when you get jacked

You call your older cousins and sit back

Asian barbers give you a short back

Inside french crop curtain spike at the same time trim boy

Why do you drive like this boy

Why do you walk with a limp boy

1st impressions count so why boy

You see a girl you scream oi

You got a chinese tattoo but you don't know what it means boy

Chorus:

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi Asian boys tryna be a gunda (III)

Oi Tryna be a gunda boy

Bridge:

Guy there talk slang, ex drug dealer

Your mate has a Nokia, his a drug dealer

Rides a bike at night, his a drug dealer

Wooly hat in summer, his a drug dealer

Named his dog rocky, his a drug dealer

Sits at the back of the bus, drug dealer

You ask your mate what's his job and he randomly smiles

His a drug dealer

Chorus:

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi tryna be a gunda boy

Asian boys tryna be a gunda boy

Oi Asian boys tryna be a gunda (III)

Oi Tryna be a gunda boy