[Verse 1]

A creeper's crawling the web

Don’t you bite on the bait

A photogenic deceptive sex machine

A copy-pasted reply permeates to the brain

Come drag me up from the water, my only friend

[Chorus]

My catfish is one

Who cares for me

My catfish is only one

Who stares at me

[Verse 2]

I spend the night sharing lies with my online friends

I clicked right on the deck of the latest trends

And Marky Zuckerberg's got a plan for you

To sell your lifе to the Feds in exchangе for a friend

Friend (friend)

Friend (friend)

Friend (friend)

[Chorus]

My catfish is one

Who cares for me

My catfish is only one

Who stares at me

My catfish is only one

Who shares with me

But a catfisher caught on a phone for the twenty-fifth time

You're just scaring me